Plants
17 June 2010
I’m going to have to give up on another house plant. Maybe I should have done it weeks ago and taken it outside in the dark without my neighbours saying: ‘What do you do to those?’
When they head off for beach holidays somewhere sunnier on the South Coast or family reunions in Poland, I don’t anticipate being asked to come in and water theirs. I even own a sickly cactus. Yes, a cactus.
I keep being promised ferns and spider plants from other people’s houses, but keep forgetting to go round with a bag large enough to take them home. It’s probably for the ferns’ own good.
The only plant I can’t harm is called a dracaena. That really does mean ‘dragon plant’, as consolation. It’s third in a list of ‘Houseplants You Can’t Kill‘, along with the Christmas cactus and the spider plant. Some other plants in the genus Dracaena produce a red resin that really is called dragon’s blood. I’ve ended up with three of different kinds. One is the only survivor of a house plant generation when I went on holiday for Easter and forgot about them.
Once, I helped raise a cat from kittenhood. When did I stop being able to care for something that doesn’t even move?
At least it’s an excuse for me to decorate the house with dragon plants.
17 June 2010 at 9:07 pm
I hear you! I’ve kept two children and cat alive (so far), but cannot keep plants alive. I kill even the heartiest ones. If it weren’t for my husband taking over, we’d have no plants at all. This is good because I like plants.
My husband says it has something to do with water frequency but no matter how I did it, they died.
17 June 2010 at 9:31 pm
Sometimes it’s just the heat, humidity and light around your home…
For instance I like to be able to put plants in awkward corners to brighten them up a bit. The dracs don’t care but nothing else will thrive when I do that…
17 June 2010 at 10:20 pm
Yay you have dragon plants!! They’re great and do not mind the dark and the humidity and whatever else you throw at them. I hope you give them a cuddle every so often though – even dragons need lurve!
🙂
Take care
x
18 June 2010 at 10:54 am
That’s why my houseplants are spider plants and Xmas cactus and dracenas. I forget. The only exception is an oxalis, one of those messy, heritage thingies, an offspring of one belonging to my great-great grandmother.
18 June 2010 at 7:01 pm
It’s beginning to look as if there’s an (inverse) correlation between writers and plant care, isn’t it?
18 June 2010 at 7:03 pm
haha! How do you DO that to cacti? LOL you must seriously neglect them. Do you have cats? Maybe they’re pissing on them – cats piss kills everything! :o)
19 June 2010 at 10:01 am
With the cactus I think it must be the light (or lack of). They’re *meant* to be able to cope without water for days on end. Aren’t they? Or is that just in Saturday morning cartoons?
19 June 2010 at 10:03 am
Yeah! They survive in the desert! It must be the light … You live in a basement? ;o) hehehe